Frequently Asked Questions From Danes

• Why on Earth did you choose Denmark?
• No really, why?
• You are going to be here such a short time, why are you bothering to learn Danish?
• You don't drink???????
• What's a Baha'i?
• Are you some kind of Muslim?
• You're from Canada so you must be used to this weather, right?
• Hey, do you know my cousin so-and-so in Vancouver?
• How's it going with your new prime minister?
• Why don't you speak French?
• How do Canadians feel about Americans?
• Do you remember that TV show about the Canadian ranger in America?
• Can you say "aboot" for us?
• You have to pay for university?
• How did you end up with five different cultures in your blood?
• How much tax do you have to pay in Canada?
• Are you bored with Denmark?
• How old are you?
• When are you going home?
• Would you like to stay here permanently?
• Why not?